While Ko Phi Phi Don might have been a little different from our normal choice of destination, Phuket was taking it that extra step into another world.  Partly we were there out of convenience:  Phuket is such a popular party destination that it has good, cheap flights that worked out well to take us back to Singapore.  But also we just wanted to see what colour the (undoubtedly vomit-stained) grass would be on the other side.

Looking up the coast towards Patong

Looking up the coast towards Patong

We typically avoid the thumping party spots:  if I want to go get drunk, I figure I can probably do that perfectly adequately without generally needing to travel much farther than down the street.  So I’ve never really understood quite why people fly so far for a series of nights about which they’ll remember so little.

And we typically avoid places full of other tourists:  it’s harder to enjoy the beauty or the majesty or the subtlety of a magnificent destination if you’re surrounded by throngs of people telling you how beautify or majestic or subtle and magnificent it is.  Especially, we try to avoid places that are typical package travel destinations for people who haven’t travelled much before:  it’s even harder to enjoy the good things about your surroundings if you’re breathlessly being told that you’re currently standing smack bang in the middle of the best place your new friends have ever seen.  A fact whose significance (out of politeness you should probably omit to observe) is necessarily somewhat diminished, since, though they are most certainly well-meaning and of course perfectly entitled to experience the joy of new places with as much enthusiasm as they can muster, they haven’t really seen many other places to compare it to.

Anyway, Phuket.  The Bali of Thailand.  Typical destination for young (and not-so-young) Australians and Brits and friends the world over to descend on to go party (ie get drunk) in a country far from their parents, their more staid friends, and any people who might be able to tell said parents or friends what embarrassing things they got up to while partying (ie drunk).  And it has some beaches, so it’s theoretically about that too.  (Although I get the impression that the beaches tend to end up a slightly more minor feature in many people’s travel than they expected.  Hangovers will do that, I suppose.)

Anyway, we were staying in Phuket Town, which is not the crowded party area.  I probably needn’t mention by this stage that we’d hired ourselves some scooters, and thus equipped, we headed over to Patong.  Which is the crowded party area.

Crowded beaches at Patong

Crowded beaches at Patong

Personally, I’ve never really much enjoyed beaches full of row after row of sun-lounge things and umbrellas and so on, but apparently once in Patong I was in the minority.

I’ve never been that keen on tourist strips that are full of bars and restaurants each of which is basically a tacky imitation of some better-known Western brand.  But again, the other tourists of Patong have outvoted me heavily with their steady influx of foreign moolah.

Basically, the town, for me, resembles nothing more than a bad amusement park, but with fewer rides and more alcoholic beverages.  And scantily clad “women” roaming the streets.

We were scooter-bound, as I mentioned, so we weren’t there for a drinking session, and given the quality of roads, headlights and other drivers, we weren’t hanging about much after sunset.  So we didn’t see the party really in action.  But we could see it slowly getting ready to warm up.  We could see where it was going.  And we could see that we were happy enough to be going somewhere it wasn’t.

The main night drag in Phuket, around sunset, before everything gets too ridiculous

The main night drag in Phuket, around sunset, before everything gets too ridiculous

The rest of our experience of Phuket Island, though, was surprisingly normal.  Get as little as a couple of kilometres up the road from Patong, and the beaches are near pristine, and almost empty.  Explore the back roads of the north-west of the island, and right up until you get close to the international airport, you could be in any other secluded corner of an out-of-the-way Thai holiday escape.

Which was nice, because it meant my last experience of Thailand before my brief return to Singapore on my way back ‘home’ to Australia was the Thailand that I like to remember:  beautiful, fun, and even mostly sober.

The other side of Phuket (island) – getting out and about away from Patong

The other side of Phuket (island) – getting out and about away from Patong

2 thoughts on “Phuket

  1. I’ve had so many trips to Phuket and it’s my number 1 place to relax. I’ve travelled all over the world but whenever it’s a real break that I need, I always find myself heading back to Phuket. It’s so much more than just a party island which so many people think of it as. With so many hotels in Phuket to choose from it’s easy to escape the hussle and bustle of Patong and find a quiet beach area to escape the world in. It’s truly one of the great holiday destinations in Asia.

    Regards Rob.

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